I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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