i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
wow bdsm is so cute
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
