is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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