Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
false alarm, still single
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
