Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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