Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This baby is an asshole
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
