He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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