Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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