just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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