My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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