I just made out with a guy for $7.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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