my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
we're chasing vodka with high fives
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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