doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The uberlube is also flammable
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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