I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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