that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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