If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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