I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
