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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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