they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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