Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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