you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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