Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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