I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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