I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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