i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Cover your peen. We're going out.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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