$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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