I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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