God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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