Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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