I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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