Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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