I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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