Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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