So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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