Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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