I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
