Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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