Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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