If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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