"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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