So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
