Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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