so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I bet he comes in French.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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