Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just googled if crying burns calories
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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