some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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