we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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