C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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