I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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