I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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