And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
