The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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