I want to have your abortion
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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